by Irvine Welsh, Adapted by Harry Gibson

Directed by Kelly Reay

“They say if you drink whiskey, you’ll never get worms. Wrong!”

Meet our antihero: Detective Sergeant Bruce Robertson, a corrupt cop who likes to get the job done his way. A recent murder and the ensuing investigation sets the scene of this very funny black comedy about sleaze, power and the abuse of everything. As Bruce journeys through the lower reaches of degradation, he encounters opposition - in the form of truth and ethical conscience - from the growing tapeworm which has started philosophizing deep in his intestines.

From the creative team that produced Sage Theatre 2006 hit of Irvine Welsh’s Trainspotting.

Critical praise for Sage Theatre’s production of Trainspotting:
“This gritty, no-holds-barred production had me squirming in my seat. It was the kind of totally enthralling experience I long for.” - Calgary Sun.

The Sword in the Stone meets the Plum in the Pudding.

Ages 5 to 12

Welcome to the basement of Camelot, where the valiant kitchen crew is preparing a feast. And that's not all that's cooking: between courses the chef regales his bedraggled staff with stories of how Arthur became king. So brandish your bread knife! Parry with your pumpernickel! And join King Arthur's young cooks on one glorious adventure after another!

By the clever folks who brought you The Number 14 and The Emperor’s New Threads.